Funny bar chalkboard sayings
1. "I'm not a regular bartender, I'm a cool bartender."
2. "Alcohol you later."
3. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by your presence."
4. "I make pour decisions."
5. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
6. "In dog beers, I've only had one."
7. "I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive."
8. "I'm not a regular bartender, I'm a funtender."
9. "I'm on a whiskey diet, I've lost three days already."
10. "I'm not drinking alone, I'm social distancing."
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