Funny bar quotes and sayings
1. "I drink to make other people more interesting."
2. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."
3. "Alcohol, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
4. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional drinker."
5. "I have a drinking problem... I can't afford it."
6. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
7. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
8. "I only drink on days that end in 'y'."
9. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
10. "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
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1. To my wonderful mother-in-law, thank you for raising the amazing person I get to call my spouse. Happy Mother's Day!2. I am so grateful to have you as my second mom. Your love and support mean the world to me. Happy Mother's Day!3. Thank you for welcoming me into your family with open arms.
1. Farewell, my friend, until we meet again.2. May the road rise up to meet you, and the wind be always at your back.3. Parting is such sweet sorrow.4. Goodbye for now, but not forever.5. Until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.6. Goodbye, but not farewell.7. May y
1. A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel2. The most beautiful curve on a woman's body is her smile. - Bob Marley3. She is clothed in strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future. - Proverbs 31:254. Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself
1. It's not my problem.2. Just figure it out.3. Failure is not an option.4. I don't care how you do it, just get it done.5. I'm the boss, so my way is the right way.6. If you can't handle the pressure, maybe this job isn't for you.7. You're lucky to have a job in this economy, so stop c
1. Hotlanta - Referring to the hot and humid weather in Atlanta during the summer months.2. ATL - Short for Atlanta, commonly used as a nickname for the city.3. Georgia on my mind - A reference to the famous song by Ray Charles, often used to express love for the state of Georgia.4. Peach Sta
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1. Eres mi media naranja. - You are my other half.2. Eres mi sol en un día nublado. - You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.3. Eres mi estrella en la noche oscura. - You are my star in the dark night.4. Eres mi razón para sonreír. - You are my reason to smile.5. Eres mi amor eterno.
1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn3. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you can prove that it's true. - Unknown4. In all the world, there is no heart for me li
1. You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine.2. Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number!3. You're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine.4. Another year older, but still as fabulous as ever!5. You're like a fine cheese, gett
1. Happy anniversary to the man who still puts up with my craziness after all these years!2. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband. Happy anniversary!3. I love you more than coffee, and that's saying a latte! Happy anniversary, my dear husb