Funny bar sign sayings
1. "Free beer tomorrow"
2. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
3. "Alcohol, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad"
4. "Drink triple, see double, act single"
5. "I have mixed drinks about feelings"
6. "I'm outdoorsy... in that I like getting drunk on patios"
7. "Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862"
8. "I make beer disappear, what's your superpower?"
9. "Trust me, you can dance - Beer"
10. "I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a gravity tester"
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1. Gone but never forgotten, forever in our hearts.2. In loving memory of a life well lived.3. Rest in peace, your legacy lives on.4. Forever in our thoughts, always in our hearts.5. In the arms of the angels, may you find eternal peace.6. A life well lived, a love well remembered.7. Go
1. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves. - Unknown2. Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they're always there. - Unknown3. Life was meant for good friends and great adventures. - Unknown4. A true friend is the greatest of all blessings. - Unknown5.
1. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde2. Authenticity is magnetic. When you are real, people are drawn to you. - Unknown3. Stay true to yourself, yet always be open to learn. Work hard, and never give up on your dreams, even when nobody else believes they can come true bu
1. Stewardship is the responsible management of resources entrusted to us for the benefit of all. 2. To be a good steward is to care for the Earth and all its inhabitants as if they were our own. 3. Stewardship is not just about taking care of what we have, but also about leaving a better world
1. Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus2. The leaves are falling, the days are getting shorter, and there's a chill in the air. Autumn is here, bringing with it a sense of change and transformation.3. Autumn paints in colors that summer has never seen.4. As th
1. A true friend is the greatest of all blessings. - Unknown2. A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have. - Unknown3. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves. - Edna Buchanan4. A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you'll never
1. Here's to the nights we won't remember with the friends we'll never forget.2. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy gin, and that's kind of the same thing.3. Gin and bear it.4. In a relationship with gin.5. Gin-credible.6. Gin-teresting times call for gin-teresting measures.7. Gin
1. I'm not a player, I just bow a lot.2. Violinists do it with strings attached.3. I'm not a musician, I'm a violin ninja.4. Violinists have f-holes, but we're not listening.5. I'm so good at the violin, I make the strings jealous.6. Violinists have a lot of bow-tential.7. I'm not a con
1. Dream big, little one.2. You are my sunshine.3. Be silly, be honest, be kind.4. Adventure awaits!5. You are loved more than you know.6. Shine bright like a diamond.7. Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.8. You are capable of amazing things.9.
1. Will you be the star to my homecoming galaxy?2. Let's dance the night away at homecoming, what do you say?3. I'd be over the moon if you'd go to homecoming with me.4. Homecoming wouldn't be complete without you by my side.5. I'm falling for you, will you fall for going to homecoming with