1. "I'm not a regular drinker, I'm a cool drinker."
2. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."
3. "I'm not drunk, I'm just avoiding reality."
4. "I make pour decisions."
5. "Sip happens."
6. "Trust me, you can dance - Tequila."
7. "I'm on a whiskey diet, I've lost three days already."
8. "Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862."
9. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
10. "Alcohol you later."
Above is Funny bar t shirt sayings.
1. Actions speak louder than words2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch3. A penny saved is a penny earned4. Don't put all your eggs in one basket5. The early bird catches the worm6. Don't cry over spilled milk7. You can't have your cake and eat it too8. A stitch in time saves
1. Coffee: because adulting is hard without it.2. I like my coffee like I like my weekends - long and strong.3. Coffee: the most important meal of the day.4. I drink coffee because punching people is frowned upon.5. Coffee: the only thing standing between me and a prison sentence.6. Life
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?5. I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me.6. I'm not a morning
1. Wash your worries away.2. Splish splash, I was taking a bath.3. Keep it clean, keep it green.4. Squeeze the day.5. Let it all go down the drain.6. Wash, rinse, repeat.7. Just roll with it.8. So fresh and so clean.9. Lather, rinse, repeat.10. Don't go with the flow, be the flow.
1. A good leader inspires people to have confidence in the leader, a great leader inspires people to have confidence in themselves. - Eleanor Roosevelt2. A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C. Maxwell3. The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who do
1. Sweet 16 and never been so keen!2. Turning 16, feeling like a queen!3. 16 candles, 16 wishes, endless possibilities.4. Cheers to 16 years of fabulousness!5. Sixteen and shining bright like a diamond.6. Aged to perfection at 16!7. 16 and loving every minute of it.8. Sixteen and read
1. ¡Qué lo que! - A common greeting meaning What's up?2. Tamo en la calle - We are out in the streets, meaning we are hanging out or having a good time.3. Vamo a guayarnos - Let's have a good time or enjoy ourselves.4. Eso ta' chulo - That's cool or awesome.5. Dame luz verde - Give me th
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. All is fair in love and war.3. Better late than never.4. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.5. Every cloud has a silver lining.6. Fortune favors the bold.7. Haste makes waste.8. Ignorance is bliss.9. Kill two birds with one stone.10.
1. Auburn: Where the colors of fall come to life.2. Auburn: A city with a golden heart.3. Auburn: Where history meets charm.4. Auburn: Where every sunset is a masterpiece.5. Auburn: Where Southern hospitality shines bright.6. Auburn: Where the spirit of community thrives.7. Auburn: Wher
1. Adopting one child won't change the world, but for that child, the world will change.2. Adoption is not the call to have the perfect, storybook family. It is the call to give love, mercy, and patience.3. Family is not defined by blood, but by love.4. Adoption is the greatest act of love an