Funny bar verse sayings forum
Here are some funny bar verse sayings that you might enjoy:
1. "I drink to make other people more interesting."
2. "I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a gravity tester."
3. "I only drink on days that end in 'y'."
4. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."
5. "I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically inconvenienced."
6. "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."
7. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional drinker."
8. "I'm not drinking to forget, I'm drinking to remember to forget."
9. "I'm not old, I'm aged to perfection like a fine wine."
10. "I'm not a regular drinker, I'm a cool drinker."
Feel free to share these with your friends at the bar for a good laugh!
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