Funny bartender sayings
1. "I'm not a therapist, but I can pour you a drink and listen to your problems."
2. "I'm not a magician, but I can make your problems disappear with a cocktail."
3. "I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell when you need another drink."
4. "I'm not a doctor, but I can prescribe you a shot of tequila."
5. "I'm not a fortune teller, but I predict you'll be ordering another round soon."
6. "I'm not a chef, but I can mix you up a cocktail that tastes like a gourmet meal."
7. "I'm not a superhero, but I can save you from sobriety."
8. "I'm not a comedian, but I can serve you a drink with a side of laughter."
9. "I'm not a genie, but I can grant your wish for a strong drink."
10. "I'm not a bartender, I'm a mixologist of happiness."
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