Funny beauty quotes and sayings
1. "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
2. "I'm not high maintenance, I'm just high on life... and maybe a little mascara."
3. "I woke up like this... flawless... and by 'this' I mean a hot mess."
4. "Beauty is power; a smile is its sword... and a good concealer is its shield."
5. "I'm not perfect, but my eyebrows are."
6. "I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe happy girls are the prettiest girls." - Audrey Hepburn
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
9. "I'm not a beauty queen, I'm just beautiful me."
10. "Confidence level: Selfie with no filter."
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I'm unable to display pictures, but I can certainly provide you with some beautiful love sayings. Here are a few for you:1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like
1. To the world you may be one person, but to me you are the world. Happy Mother's Day!2. Mom, your love is the glue that holds our family together. Thank you for everything you do.3. A mother's love is like a beacon, guiding us through life's storms. Thank you for always being there for me.4.