Funny beer beer mug sayings
1. "Beer: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
2. "I'm not a beer snob, I'm a beer enthusiast."
3. "Beer: Helping people lower their standards since 3000 BC."
4. "I have mixed drinks about feelings, but beer just makes me feel awesome."
5. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
6. "In dog beers, I've only had one."
7. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beer enthusiast."
8. "Beer: Making people more interesting since... well, forever."
9. "I'm on a strict beer diet. I only drink beer on days that end in 'y'."
10. "Beer: Because you can't drink bacon."
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