Funny beer quotes and sayings
1. "I cook with beer, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields
2. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
3. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra
4. "I work until beer o'clock." - Stephen King
5. "Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world." - Jack Nicholson
6. "I have a beer belly. I'm a guy, you're supposed to have one." - Jay Leno
7. "I have a beer in my hand. What could possibly go wrong?" - Unknown
8. "Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." - Henry Lawson
9. "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." - Kinky Friedman
10. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beer enthusiast." - Unknown
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