Funny beer sayings signs
1. "Beer: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
2. "I have mixed drinks about feelings, but beer just makes me feel good."
3. "Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862."
4. "In dog beers, I've only had one."
5. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
6. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beer enthusiast."
7. "Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
8. "I have a drinking problem... I can't afford enough beer."
9. "Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore."
10. "I like my water with barley and hops."
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