Funny belfast sayings

1. "Well butter my parsnips!"

2. "You're as useful as a chocolate teapot."

3. "He's as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit."

4. "She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp."

5. "I'm so hungry I could eat the back end out of a skunk."

6. "He's about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest."

7. "She's as sharp as a beach ball."

8. "I'm so tired I could sleep on a clothesline."

9. "He's got a face like a slapped arse."

10. "I'm so skint I couldn't afford to pay attention."

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Bridesmaid movie sayings

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