Funny bikers quotes and sayings

1. "Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul."

2. "I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle."

3. "You don't stop riding when you get old, you get old when you stop riding."

4. "Life is short, buy the motorcycle."

5. "I'm not a biker, I'm a motorcycle enthusiast."

6. "If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride."

7. "I don't snore, I dream I'm a motorcycle."

8. "Two wheels move the soul, but four wheels move the body to the hospital."

9. "I'm not a biker, I'm a two-wheeled therapist."

10. "The only time I feel alive is when I'm riding."

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Cute wedding guest book sayings

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