Funny bio sayings
1. "I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... of candy in my spare time."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity... a lot."
9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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1. De Madrid al cielo - From Madrid to heaven2. Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, pedazo de la España en que nací - Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, piece of Spain where I was born3. Quien no ha visto Madrid, no ha visto nada - He who has not seen Madrid, has seen nothing4. Madrid me mata - Madrid kills me (us
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1. Mothers are the heart of the family.2. A mother's love knows no bounds.3. Blessed is the mother who trusts in the Lord.4. Mothers are a gift from God.5. A mother's love is a reflection of God's love.6. Mothers: the unsung heroes of our lives.7. Thank you, mothers, for your endless lo
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1. Wishing you a merry and bright Christmas under the mistletoe!2. May your holiday season be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of mistletoe moments.3. Sending you warm wishes and mistletoe kisses this Christmas.4. May the magic of mistletoe bring you joy and happiness this holiday seaso
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Here are some popular sayings and quotes by Miles Morales:1. Anyone can wear the mask. You could wear the mask. If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now.2. With great power comes great responsibility.3. Sometimes I let things happen. Sometimes I make things happen.4. I'm not the only
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