Funny birthday card sayings
1. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine!"
2. "Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number... a really big, scary number."
3. "Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible jokes. You deserve a medal, or at least a birthday card."
4. "They say the older you get, the wiser you become. So, by that logic, you must be a genius by now!"
5. "Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your laughter lines."
6. "Another year older, but let's not dwell on that. Let's focus on the fact that cake is involved!"
7. "You're not old, you're just retro-cool. Happy birthday, vintage friend!"
8. "A wise man once said, 'Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.' So, happy anniversary of your birth!"
9. "They say with age comes wisdom. So, you must be the wisest person I know by now. Happy birthday!"
10. "Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more than you do. Happy birthday!"
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