Funny birthday card sayings for dad
1. "Dad, you may be getting older, but at least you're not as old as your jokes!"
2. "Happy birthday, Dad! Remember, age is just a number... a really big, really high number."
3. "Dad, you're not just a year older, you're a year wiser... or so you keep telling us!"
4. "Happy birthday, Dad! Here's to another year of embarrassing dad jokes and questionable fashion choices."
5. "Dad, you're like a fine wine - you only get better with age... and you definitely make us all a little tipsy sometimes!"
6. "Happy birthday, Dad! Thanks for always being the life of the party... even if your dance moves are a little outdated."
7. "Dad, you're the real MVP... Most Valuable Parent! Happy birthday to the best dad ever."
8. "Another year older, another year closer to becoming a full-time dad joke connoisseur. Happy birthday, Dad!"
9. "Dad, you're not just a year older, you're a year more legendary. Keep rocking those dad socks and sandals! Happy birthday."
10. "Happy birthday, Dad! Thanks for always being there to fix things, both literally and metaphorically. We love you!"
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