Funny birthday card sayings for mom

1. "Mom, you're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine. Happy Birthday!"

2. "To the woman who gave me life and endless amounts of love, happy birthday! Now, can I borrow some money?"

3. "Mom, you're the real MVP for putting up with me all these years. Happy Birthday!"

4. "They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high number. Happy Birthday, old lady!"

5. "Mom, you're the queen of our family and today, you get to wear your crown (and maybe a tiara too). Happy Birthday!"

6. "You may be another year older, but you're still the coolest mom on the block. Happy Birthday!"

7. "Mom, you're like a fine wine - you only get better with age. Cheers to another year of fabulousness! Happy Birthday!"

8. "Happy Birthday, Mom! Remember, age is just a number... a really big number in your case!"

9. "Mom, you're the glue that holds our family together, even when we drive you crazy. Happy Birthday!"

10. "Here's to the woman who taught me everything I know, including how to be fabulous. Happy Birthday, Mom!"

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