Funny birthday quotes and sayings

1. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!"

2. "You're not getting older, you're just becoming a classic. Happy birthday!"

3. "Another year older, but who's counting? Certainly not me! Happy birthday!"

4. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Happy birthday, you big kid!"

5. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high one! Happy birthday!"

6. "You're not old, you're just well-seasoned. Happy birthday, you vintage beauty!"

7. "Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. So go ahead, indulge! Happy birthday!"

8. "You're not over the hill, you're just on a prolonged coffee break. Happy birthday!"

9. "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. So keep smiling and happy birthday!"

10. "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy birthday!"

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