Funny birthday sayings for him

1. "Happy birthday! You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine."

2. "Another year older, but still as immature as ever. Cheers to you!"

3. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number. Happy birthday!"

4. "They say wisdom comes with age, but in your case, I think it might have gotten lost in the mail. Happy birthday anyway!"

5. "You're not old, you're just a classic. Like a vintage car, but with more dents and scratches. Happy birthday!"

6. "Another year closer to retirement, but let's not rush things. Enjoy your birthday!"

7. "You may be getting older, but at least you're not as old as you'll be next year. Happy birthday!"

8. "They say the older you get, the wiser you become. So, when do you start getting wiser? Happy birthday!"

9. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high one. Happy birthday, old man!"

10. "You're not over the hill yet, but you're definitely starting to climb it. Happy birthday!"

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