Funny birthday sayings for mom
1. "Mom, you're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine!"
2. "Happy birthday, Mom! Remember, age is just a number... a really big number in your case!"
3. "Mom, you're like a fine wine - you only get better with age... and a little bit more expensive!"
4. "Happy birthday, Mom! You're proof that age is just a state of mind... and you're still as youthful as ever!"
5. "Mom, you're not just a year older, you're a year wiser... and a year closer to getting those senior discounts!"
6. "Happy birthday, Mom! Remember, you're not old, you're just a classic!"
7. "Mom, you're like a fine wine - you get better with age and you're always there to lift our spirits!"
8. "Happy birthday, Mom! You're aging like a fine cheese... getting sharper and more delightful with each passing year!"
9. "Mom, you're like a fine wine - you only get better with time... and a little bit of cheese on the side!"
10. "Happy birthday, Mom! You're not just a year older, you're a year more fabulous and fierce!"
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