Funny blood sayings
1. "Blood is thicker than water, but it's also harder to clean up."
2. "I've got blood running through my veins, but sometimes it feels more like coffee."
3. "I may be Type A, but my blood type is B-positive."
4. "Life is like a blood donation - it's best when you give a little and don't expect anything in return."
5. "I'm not a vampire, but I do enjoy a good Bloody Mary."
6. "Blood is red, bruises are blue, I'm clumsy as heck, how about you?"
7. "I've got a lot of blood, sweat, and tears invested in this project...mostly blood."
8. "I've got blood, sweat, and tears in my DNA - I guess you could say I'm a triple threat."
9. "I'm not a doctor, but I do have a PhD in blood-curdling puns."
10. "I'm not a fan of needles, but I do appreciate the irony of a blood drive."
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