Funny booze sayings
1. "I'm not drunk, I'm just speaking cursive."
2. "I drink to make other people more interesting."
3. "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."
4. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."
5. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional drinker."
6. "I'm not sure if the glass is half full or half empty, but I know there's definitely room for more wine."
7. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
8. "I'm not old, I'm aged to perfection like a fine wine."
9. "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
10. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
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