Funny bowling shirt sayings
1. "I bowl like a beast, but I look like a beauty"
2. "I'm here for the strikes and the snacks"
3. "Bowling: the only sport where you can eat nachos between frames"
4. "Bowling is my therapy, the pins are my stress"
5. "I may not be a pro, but I'm definitely a pro at having fun"
6. "Bowling: where the gutter is my best friend"
7. "I came, I saw, I bowled a strike"
8. "Bowling: the only time it's acceptable to knock things down in public"
9. "Bowling is my happy place, especially when I'm winning"
10. "I bowl so hard, the pins wish they were never born"
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