Funny budget sayings
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it... as long as it's within my budget."
2. "I'm not cheap, I'm just on a strict budget."
3. "I'm not broke, I'm just pre-rich."
4. "Budgeting is like a diet for your wallet."
5. "I'm so good at budgeting, I can make a dollar scream for mercy."
6. "I'm not spending money, I'm investing in my future... by not going broke."
7. "I'm not cutting back, I'm just practicing financial minimalism."
8. "Budgeting is the art of knowing what you can live without... until the next paycheck."
9. "I'm not avoiding shopping, I'm just embracing the joy of saving."
10. "I have a love-hate relationship with my budget. I love sticking to it, but I hate when it tells me I can't buy something."
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