Funny builders sayings for cards

1. "Measure twice, cut once... or just eyeball it and hope for the best!"

2. "I have a nail gun and I'm not afraid to use it!"

3. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just really good at making mistakes look intentional."

4. "I don't always build things, but when I do, I make sure it's crooked."

5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on power tool time."

6. "I'm a builder, not a magician. I can't make your project disappear, but I can make it look like it never happened."

7. "I may not be a carpenter, but I sure know how to hammer it up!"

8. "I'm like a fine wine - I get better with age, and my projects get more crooked."

9. "I'm not just a builder, I'm a master of the 'measure once, cut twice' technique."

10. "I may not be Bob the Builder, but I can definitely fix it... eventually."

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