Funny burrito sayings
1. "I'm not a regular burrito, I'm a cool burrito."
2. "Life is better with a burrito in hand."
3. "Burritos are like hugs, but edible."
4. "I don't always eat burritos, but when I do, I make sure it's a good one."
5. "Burritos: the ultimate comfort food that wraps you in deliciousness."
6. "In queso emergency, eat a burrito."
7. "Burritos: because everything tastes better wrapped in a tortilla."
8. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat burritos."
9. "Burritos are proof that good things come wrapped in foil."
10. "I like big burritos and I cannot lie."
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