Funny but gross sayings
1. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse...and then throw it back up."
2. "I'm sweating like a pig in a bacon factory."
3. "I feel like a fart in a spacesuit."
4. "I'm as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
5. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention."
6. "I'm as happy as a clam at high tide...in a sewage plant."
7. "I'm so tired, I feel like a zombie's leftovers."
8. "I'm as lost as a fart in a fan factory."
9. "I'm as confused as a blind man in a house of mirrors."
10. "I'm as useless as a chocolate teapot."
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