Funny but wise sayings

1. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

2. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

3. "A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

4. "Don't cry over spilled milk, it could have been wine."

5. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

7. "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."

8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

9. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."

10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

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Famouse sayings from george burns

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Geocaching sayings

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