Funny caddy sayings
1. "I'm not a miracle worker, I can't make your slice disappear."
2. "I'm just here to carry your clubs, not your ego."
3. "If you hit it in the water, I'll bring you a towel, not a boat."
4. "I've seen better swings at a playground."
5. "I'm pretty sure your ball didn't mean to hit that tree."
6. "I'm not a mind reader, so please tell me where you want to hit the ball."
7. "I'm not a GPS, so don't blame me if you hit it out of bounds."
8. "I can't fix your swing, but I can definitely make fun of it."
9. "I'm not a therapist, but I can listen to you complain about your game all day."
10. "I'm just here to make sure you don't lose any more balls than necessary."
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