1. "I'm lit, literally."
2. "I'm not just a candle, I'm a mood."
3. "I'm here to melt your heart."
4. "Wax on, wax off."
5. "I'm so hot, I'm melting."
6. "Don't blow me out, I'm on fire."
7. "I'm the light at the end of your tunnel."
8. "I'm burning for you."
9. "I'm not just a candle, I'm a flickering masterpiece."
10. "I'm so bright, I could light up a room."
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1. Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can't help but move to it. That's what happens to me. I can't help it. - Elvis Presley2. Rock and roll is here to stay. - Danny & the Juniors3. Rock and roll ain't noise pollution. - AC/DC4. Rock and roll is the music of the body, th
1. Looking good isn't self-importance; it's self-respect.2. A good haircut is like a work of art.3. Your hair is your best accessory.4. Great hair doesn't happen by chance, it happens by appointment.5. Confidence is the best hairstyle.6. Life is too short to have boring hair.7. Invest i
1. Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.2. Love is not something you feel, it is something you do. - David Wilkerson3. Love is the bridge between you and everything. - Rumi4. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not
1. It's not over until the last ball is bowled.2. The game can change in an instant.3. It's a game of patience and strategy.4. The sound of leather on willow.5. Every run counts.6. The thrill of a close finish.7. The atmosphere at the stadium is electric.8. The battle between bat and
1. Seventy years young and still going strong!2. A lifetime of memories, and many more to come. Happy 70th birthday!3. May your 70th birthday be filled with love, laughter, and joy.4. Cheers to 70 years of wisdom, love, and happiness!5. Wishing you a day as special as you are on your 70th b
1. Health care is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get...but hopefully it's not a surprise bill!2. They say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure my insurance doesn't cover stand-up comedy.3. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to sto
1. That's sick! - used to express admiration or approval2. What's the 411? - asking for information or gossip3. All that and a bag of chips - describing someone or something as impressive or outstanding4. Talk to the hand - dismissing someone or refusing to listen5. As if! - expressing dis
Here are some funny birthday images and sayings that you can use to make someone smile on their special day:1. Image: A cat wearing a party hat with the caption Another year older, but still feline fine!2. Saying: You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine. Happy b
1. The hardest thing about Alzheimer's is not being able to remember the people you love.2. Alzheimer's may have taken your memories, but it will never take your spirit.3. In the world of Alzheimer's, the past is ever present.4. Alzheimer's is a thief that steals memories, but it can never st
1. I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.2. He's slicker than snot on a doorknob.3. She's so country, she thinks a seven-course meal is a possum and a six-pack.4. He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.5. She's madder than a wet hen.6. H