Funny car quotes and sayings
1. "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
2. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
3. "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying." - Unknown
4. "If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
5. "Drive it like you stole it." - Unknown
6. "The best car safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop in it." - Dudley Moore
7. "I don't run from the cops, I drive fast enough to make them chase me." - Unknown
8. "My driving scares me too." - Unknown
9. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting." - Unknown
10. "I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it." - Unknown
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