Funny card sayings for mothers day
1. "Mom, thanks for not putting me up for adoption when I was a teenager. Happy Mother's Day!"
2. "To the woman who gave me life and then had to deal with me for the next 18 years. Thanks, Mom!"
3. "Mom, you're the reason I'm fabulous. Well, that and genetics. Happy Mother's Day!"
4. "Thanks for always being there to listen to my problems, even when they were completely ridiculous. Love you, Mom!"
5. "To the woman who taught me everything I know, except how to cook. Happy Mother's Day!"
6. "Mom, thanks for always pretending to like my terrible artwork. You're the best!"
7. "To the woman who gave me life, love, and a healthy dose of sarcasm. Happy Mother's Day!"
8. "Mom, thanks for always being my emergency contact. And for never judging me too harshly. Happy Mother's Day!"
9. "To the woman who taught me that it's okay to be a little bit crazy. Love you, Mom!"
10. "Mom, thanks for always being the voice of reason in a world full of chaos. Happy Mother's Day!"
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