Funny carpet sayings
1. "I'm a rug, not a hug."
2. "I'm not just a floor covering, I'm a conversation starter."
3. "I may be on the floor, but I'm the life of the party."
4. "Vacuuming me is like therapy for the floor."
5. "I'm not just a carpet, I'm a magic carpet ride."
6. "I may be underfoot, but I'm always in style."
7. "I'm not just a rug, I'm a floor hugger."
8. "Walking on me is like walking on sunshine."
9. "I'm not just a carpet, I'm a floor masterpiece."
10. "I may be flat, but I've got a lot of depth."
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