Funny cartoon sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
Above is Funny cartoon sayings.
1. Measure twice, cut once.2. A place for everything and everything in its place.3. The right tool for the right job.4. Safety first, last, and always.5. Practice makes perfect.6. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.7. Quality over quantity.8. Work smarter, not harder.9. L
1. Carpe Diem (Seize the day)2. Live, Laugh, Love3. Not all who wander are lost4. This too shall pass5. Stay strong6. Let it be7. Find your bliss8. Inhale courage, exhale fear9. Love yourself first10. Create your own sunshine
1. To the most egg-ceptional mother on Easter and every day.2. You're the sweetest bunny in my life, Mom. Happy Easter!3. Wishing you a basket full of love and joy this Easter, Mom.4. You're the sunshine in my Easter, Mom. Thank you for everything.5. Hopping by to wish the best mom in the w
1. Age and glasses of wine should never be counted. - Italian Proverb2. Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it. - Anonymous3. A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover. - Clifton Fadiman4. Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. It is what it is.3. Everything happens for a reason.4. Time heals all wounds.5. What goes around comes around.6. The grass is always greener on the other side.7. When one door closes, another one opens.8. Don't cry over spilled milk.9. You can't
1. Evil never sleeps, it only waits.2. We are the darkness that lurks in the shadows.3. Fear us, for we are the bringers of chaos and destruction.4. In the Legion of Doom, power is our currency and fear is our weapon.5. We are the nightmares that haunt your dreams.6. Bow before us, for we