Funny cartoon sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

10. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."

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Happy weekend quotes and sayings

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Funny well i'll be sayings

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