Funny cartoons sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just performing random gravity checks."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
9. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
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1. As American as apple pie and baseball.2. Land of the free, home of the brave.3. Yeehaw!4. God bless America.5. Don't tread on me.6. Stars and Stripes forever.7. Red, white, and blue through and through.8. United we stand, divided we fall.9. Home of the brave, land of the free, an
1. My heart belongs to a furry friend with four paws.2. Love is a four-legged word.3. I didn't choose the dog life, the dog life chose me.4. My dog is not just a pet, but a beloved family member.5. The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.6. Life is better with a dog by your side.7
1. May your days be merry and bright, and may all your Christmases be white!2. Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la!3. Christmas isn't a season, it's a feeling.4. All I want for Christmas is you... and maybe a few presents too!5. Santa Claus has the right idea - visit peo
Here are some famous quotes by Benigno Aquino Jr.:1. The Filipino is worth dying for.2. I have carefully weighed the virtues and the faults of the Filipino and I have come to the conclusion that he is worth dying for because he is the nation's greatest untapped resource.3. The Filipino is worth
1. Fifty and fabulous!2. Aged to perfection at 50!3. 50 is the new 30!4. Fifty and thriving!5. Half a century never looked so good!6. 50 years young and still going strong!7. Embracing 50 with style and grace!8. 50 and fabulous, just like fine wine!9. Turning 50 is just the beginnin
1. Some relationships are better off as friendships.2. We're better as friends than as a couple.3. Our friendship is too valuable to risk in a romantic relationship.4. Let's keep things platonic, we're better off that way.5. I value our friendship too much to complicate it with romance.6.
1. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln2. A fool and his money are soon parted. - Thomas Tusser3. The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare4. A fool may be known by six
1. I am not a dictator. It is the people who are the dictator.2. I am a Bedouin warrior who brought glory to Libya and will die a martyr.3. The times of Arab nationalism and unity are gone forever.4. I am the leader of revolution, I am the leader of Libya, I am the president of Libya.5. I a
1. The flame of ambition burns within you.2. In the land of Elden Ring, the strong will survive and the weak will perish.3. The Elden Ring is a symbol of power and dominion.4. Only the bravest warriors can conquer the challenges that await in Elden Ring.5. The shadows of the past loom large
1. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt2. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are