1. "I do what I want, when I want, where I want... as long as my human says it's okay."
2. "Sorry, I can't. I have plans with my cat."
3. "I was normal three cats ago."
4. "Cats are my spirit animal."
5. "I'm not antisocial, I'm just pro-cat."
6. "My cat thinks I'm purrfect."
7. "All you need is love... and a cat."
8. "Crazy cat lady in training."
9. "I knead my cat more than I knead dough."
10. "Cat hair, don't care."
Above is Funny cat t shirt sayings.
1. As pleasant as a porcupine in a balloon factory.2. As cheerful as a grizzly bear with a toothache.3. As content as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.4. As happy as a clam with a hangover.5. As jolly as a jackal in a petting zoo.6. As chipper as a chihuahua in a thunderstorm.7. A
1. Embi eisirikha embi. - A bad thing is like a bad thing.2. Ekhuphula khwokhwo. - The one who runs fast, runs alone.3. Ekhulukha khulukha. - Slowly but surely.4. Eshikha liyala. - The past is gone.5. Eshikha lili. - The past is the past.6. Eshikha lirikha. - The past is like a dream.7.
1. Forever in our hearts2. In loving memory3. Gone but never forgotten4. Always in our thoughts5. Cherished memories6. Rest in peace7. In loving memory of a life well lived8. You will always be remembered9. Forever missed, never forgotten10. Your memory lives on in our hearts
1. Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates2. You are what you eat.3. Eat well, live well.4. Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork.5. Let food be your fuel, not your comfort.6. Eat to nourish your body, not to feed your emotions.7. The food you eat ca
1. Cousins are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they're always there. 2. Cousins by blood, friends by choice.3. Growing up with a cousin like you has been a blessing in my life.4. Cousins are the perfect blend of childhood playmates and lifelong friends.5. Happy birthday
1. Adapt or perish.2. Only the strong survive.3. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.4. Survival of the fittest.5. Keep calm and carry on.6. It's not the strongest or the smartest who survive, but the most adaptable.7. In the wilderness, expect the unexpected.8. Hope for th
1. Music is my life, and my life is music.2. I don't need to be famous, I just need to be good.3. I play my music with my heart and soul.4. The beauty of music is in its ability to touch the soul.5. I may not be the best, but I give my best in every performance.6. Music is the language of
1. You're the chocolate chips to my cookie.2. Love is sweet, just like this cookie.3. You're one smart cookie.4. You're the sprinkles on top of my cookie.5. You're the peanut butter to my cookie.6. I love you more than cookies (and that's saying a lot!)7. You're the frosting on my cooki
1. A stitch in time saves nine.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. Where there's a will, there's a way.6. All good things must come to an end.7. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.8. Better late tha
1. The house always wins.2. You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.3. Luck be a lady tonight.4. The dice are loaded.5. It's all in the cards.6. You win some, you lose some.7. The odds are in your favor.8. Roll the dice and take your chances.9. Play your cards rig