Funny cheech and chong sayings

1. "Hey man, is that a joint man? It looks like a quarter pounder, man."

2. "I used to be all messed up on drugs, now I'm all messed up on the Lord."

3. "I'm not really a heavy smoker anymore. I only get high on special occasions... like when the sun comes up."

4. "You can't arrest me, I'm a rock star!"

5. "I'm not high, I'm just really, really relaxed."

6. "I'm not addicted to marijuana, I just love the way it smells."

7. "I'm in no condition to drive... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm stoned!"

8. "I'm not stoned, I'm just meditating."

9. "I'm not a heavy smoker, I only smoke when I'm on fire."

10. "I've been smoking since I was born, man. I can smoke anything, man."

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