Funny chicken sayings
1. "Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!"
2. "What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost!"
3. "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!"
4. "What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost beef!"
5. "Why did the chicken sit on the clock? To hatch the time!"
6. "What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark? A chicken!"
7. "Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!"
8. "What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost? A poultrygeist!"
9. "Why did the chicken go to the baseball game? To see the pitcher!"
10. "What do you call a chicken that's playing the piano? A peck-tacular musician!"
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