Funny chinese restaurant sayings

1. "No MSG, just Mmm Goodness!"

2. "Our food is so good, it'll make you say 'wok-a-wok-a!'"

3. "We don't just serve food, we serve happiness on a plate!"

4. "Our noodles are so long, you'll need a map to find the end!"

5. "Our fortune cookies are so accurate, they're practically psychic!"

6. "We stir-fry with love, because everything tastes better with a little bit of love!"

7. "Our food is so fresh, it's like a vegetable garden in your mouth!"

8. "We're not just a restaurant, we're a wok and roll experience!"

9. "Our dishes are so delicious, you'll be speaking Mandarin in no time!"

10. "Come for the food, stay for the fortune cookies – they're our best kept secret!"

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