1. "I'm a chip off the old block!"
2. "I'm just a chip in the dip of life."
3. "I'm all that and a bag of chips."
4. "I'm as happy as a chip in salsa."
5. "I'm feeling crisp and crunchy today."
6. "I'm not just any chip, I'm the whole bag!"
7. "I'm a chip with a dip-osition."
8. "I'm a chip off the old snack."
9. "I'm a chip on a mission."
10. "I'm a chip with a lot of flavor."
Above is Funny chip sayings.
1. The grass is always greener on the other side.2. The grass isn't always greener on the other side.3. The grass may look greener on the other side, but it still needs mowing.4. The grass is greener where you water it.5. The grass is greener on the other side because it's fertilized with e
1. A clean house is a happy house.2. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.3. Behind every successful man is a supportive wife.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Home is where the heart is.6. The early bird catches the worm.7. A stitch in time saves nine.8. Waste not, wan
Here are some funny USMC sayings:1. If you're not getting dirty, you're not training hard enough.2. Pain is weakness leaving the body.3. The only easy day was yesterday.4. Embrace the suck.5. Semper Gumby - always flexible.6. The Marine Corps: where the coffee is stronger than the recruit
1. Love is a language that everyone understands.2. Love is the key that unlocks the heart.3. In the garden of love, the flowers of happiness bloom.4. Love is not about finding the perfect person, but about seeing an imperfect person perfectly.5. Love is a journey that starts with a smile an
1. Distance means so little when someone means so much. 2. True love doesn't know the distance. 3. Distance gives us a reason to love harder. 4. Even though we are miles apart, you are always in my heart. 5. Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel. 6. Absence makes the hear
1. Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.2. It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember. - Unknown3. The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies, it comes from those you trust the most. - Unknown4. I never k
1. Greece is the only place where you can break a plate and people will cheer you on.2. In Greece, even the statues have better tans than most people.3. If you want to learn patience, try driving in Athens traffic.4. Greece: Where the food is so good, even the olives are jealous.5. In Greec
1. Sisters before misters.2. Chicks before dicks.3. Ladies first.4. Girl power.5. Women supporting women.6. Queens fix each other's crowns.7. Empowered women empower women.8. Strong women lift each other up.9. Females are strong as hell.10. In a world full of Kardashians, be a Dia
1. Shiver me timbers, you've stolen me heart!2. Ahoy matey, care to walk the plank with me?3. Avast ye, I'll plunder your treasure and leave you breathless.4. Yo ho ho, let's sail the seven seas of passion together.5. Arrr, you be the treasure I've been searching for.6. Hoist the sails of
1. 25 years of love, laughter, and memories with my amazing wife.2. To my beautiful wife on our silver anniversary - here's to many more years of happiness together.3. Celebrating a quarter of a century of love and partnership with my soulmate.4. 25 years of growing old together, yet our love