Funny christian sayings about life

1. "Life is like a box of chocolates, but Jesus is the ultimate sweet treat."

2. "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me...except parallel park, that's still a work in progress."

3. "When life gives you lemons, pray for some sugar and make lemonade with a side of blessings."

4. "God doesn't give us what we can handle, He helps us handle what we are given...especially Mondays."

5. "I'm not perfect, just forgiven...and still trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet."

6. "Life is short, but eternity is forever...so I'll just be over here trying to find my keys."

7. "Don't worry about tomorrow, God is already there...and hopefully He remembered to set the alarm clock."

8. "I may not be where I want to be, but thank God I'm not where I used to be...especially in those awkward teenage years."

9. "Life is a journey, but with Jesus as my GPS, I'm guaranteed to reach my final destination."

10. "I'm not a morning person, but with God's mercies new every day, I can at least pretend to be a morning person."

Above is Funny christian sayings about life.