Funny christian sayings and quotes
1. "I'm not perfect, just forgiven."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm too blessed to be stressed."
4. "Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite."
5. "I'm not sure if I'm a good Christian, but I'm pretty good at pretending to be one."
6. "I'm not a saint, I'm a sinner saved by grace."
7. "I'm not a morning person, but I'm a child of God so I'll try to be nice."
8. "I'm not where I need to be, but thank God I'm not where I used to be."
9. "I'm not sure what the future holds, but I know who holds the future."
10. "I'm not ashamed of the gospel, it's the power of God for salvation."
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1. Hippity hoppity, Easter's on its way!2. Some bunny loves you.3. Easter blessings and egg-citing times.4. Easter egg hunt fun, memories to be won.5. Chick it out, Easter is here!6. Easter joy and bunny kisses.7. Easter memories are made of sweet treats and colorful eggs.8. Hoppy Eas
1. Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein2. The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul. - Dieter F. Uchtdorf3. Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams4. The world always seems brighter whe
Here are some popular sayings from the 1920s in the UK:1. Bee's knees - used to describe something excellent or outstanding.2. Cat's whiskers - similar to bee's knees, meaning something great or impressive.3. Barmy - meaning crazy or foolish.4. Blinkered - referring to someone who is narro
1. I kiss better than I cook2. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry3. I only have a kitchen because it came with the house4. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it5. I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen6. I'm too glam to give a damn about burnt ham7. I'm outdoors
Here are some popular sayings associated with Dove soap:1. Dove: The beauty bar.2. Dove soap: For softer, smoother skin.3. Dove: Cleansing and nourishing your skin.4. Dove soap: Gentle on your skin, tough on dirt.5. Dove: The secret to beautiful skin.6. Dove soap: Love your skin.7. Dove
1. Perhaps tomorrow2. Possibly tomorrow3. Could be tomorrow4. Tomorrow, perhaps5. Tomorrow, maybe6. Tomorrow, possibly7. Tomorrow, who knows8. Tomorrow, it's a possibility9. Tomorrow, it's up in the air10. Tomorrow, it's a chance
1. I'm not a doctor, but I play one on the radio.2. I have a face for radio and a voice for silent movies.3. I'm so good at radio, I can make your ears smile.4. I'm like a radio DJ, except I can't play any music.5. I'm the reason why people say they have a face for radio.6. I'm not just a
1. Every family tree hides a multitude of stories.2. Genealogy: where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.3. In every family tree, there are a few nuts.4. Genealogists never die, they just lose their roots.5. Finding your roots is like uncovering buried treasure.6. Genealogy: the
1. You are the sunshine in my life, brightening my days with your love.2. Every moment with you feels like a dream come true.3. You are my rock, my anchor, and my safe haven.4. In your arms, I have found my home.5. Loving you is the best decision I have ever made.6. You are the missing pi
1. The greatest gift you can give to the world is the gift of yourself.2. We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.3. The only way to change things is to shoot the light of truth on them.4. Courage is the most important of all the virtues because without courage,