Funny christmas card sayings for kids

1. "Santa, please stop here! My brother has been good, but I've been better!"

2. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."

3. "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth... and maybe a few presents too!"

4. "I'm on the nice list... most of the time."

5. "Christmas is magical... just like me!"

6. "Dear Santa, I can't promise to be good, but I can promise to be good at it!"

7. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll take pink or blue!"

8. "Santa, please bring me everything on my list... and a little extra for being so cute!"

9. "I'm not short, I'm elf-sized!"

10. "I'm not a regular kid, I'm a Christmas kid!"

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Dwarfish sayings

1. A dwarf's heart is as strong as a mountain.2. In the land of the dwarves, actions speak louder than words.3. A dwarf's beard is a symbol of wisdom and strength.4. To a dwarf, loyalty is more valuable than gold.5. A dwarf's courage knows no bounds.6. In the forge of adversity, a dwarf i

Funny serbian sayings

1. Ko rano rani, dve sreće grabi. (The early bird catches two fortunes.)2. Ko se mača laća, od mača i pogiba. (He who grabs the sword, perishes by the sword.)3. Bolje vrabac u ruci, nego golub na grani. (Better a sparrow in hand than a pigeon on a branch.)4. Ko drugome jamu kopa, sam u nju up

Sayings with rose

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Sayings about keeping secrets

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Gnome valentine sayings

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Cliche new york sayings

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Confusi say sayings

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Dale gribble sayings

1. I'm Dale Gribble, but you can call me Rusty Shackleford.2. I tell you what.3. Pocket sand!4. The government is trying to control my mind with fluoride.5. I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.6. I'm a member of the Arlen Gun Club, and I demand to see your warrant!7. Shi-shi

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Cool seventies sayings

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