Funny christmas card sayings for parents

1. "Thanks for putting up with me all year, Santa better bring you something good!"

2. "Mom and Dad, thanks for not returning me to the store after all these years."

3. "To the best gift givers around - Merry Christmas, Mom and Dad!"

4. "Dear Mom and Dad, I promise to be on my best behavior... at least until Christmas is over."

5. "Mom and Dad, you're the reason I still believe in Santa Claus... and free food."

6. "Thanks for all the love, laughter, and holiday cheer... and for not telling Santa about that one time I stayed out past curfew."

7. "Mom and Dad, you're the real MVPs of Christmas - Most Valuable Parents!"

8. "Wishing you both a Christmas as bright and cheerful as your parenting skills!"

9. "Mom and Dad, you sleigh me with your awesome Christmas spirit!"

10. "Here's to the two people who made sure my Christmas mornings were always magical - thanks for being the best parents ever!"

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