Funny christmas greetings sayings

1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"

2. "May your Christmas be as bright as Rudolph's nose and as merry as Santa's laugh!"

3. "Santa saw your Instagram posts, you're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas."

4. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas full of presents, cookies, and absolutely no fruitcake!"

5. "May your Christmas be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of awkward family photos!"

6. "Wishing you a Christmas so merry, even your in-laws are bearable!"

7. "May your Christmas tree be full of presents and your stocking full of wine!"

8. "Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year."

9. "This Christmas, may your eggnog be spiked and your fruitcake be edible!"

10. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"

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