Funny christmas holiday sayings
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
3. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
4. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buying everyone a round of drinks."
5. "I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing."
6. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."
7. "Christmas calories don't count... right?"
8. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my relatives don't ask about my love life."
9. "I'm only a Grinch until my first cup of coffee on Christmas morning."
10. "The only thing getting lit this Christmas is my Christmas tree."
Above is Funny christmas holiday sayings.
1. Te quiero mucho - I love you very much2. Eres mi media naranja - You are my other half3. Eres el amor de mi vida - You are the love of my life4. Eres mi sol y mis estrellas - You are my sun and my stars5. Eres mi todo - You are my everything6. Eres mi razón de ser - You are my reason for being7.
1. Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up, inhale, exhale.2. When life gives you lemons, trade them for weed.3. Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.4. Weed is not a drug, it's a plant. Therefore, I am not a drug dealer, I am a florist.5. Keep calm and smoke on.6. Weed is my therapist.
1. Love is like a pizza, it's cheesy and oh so satisfying.2. You're the mac to my cheese, the cheese to my cracker, the cheese to my fondue.3. Love is like a grilled cheese sandwich, warm, gooey, and comforting.4. You're the cheese to my nachos, the cheese to my quesadilla, the cheese to my heart.5.
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. A penny for your thoughts.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. You can't judge a book by its cover.6. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.7. A stitch in time saves nine.8. Bite the bullet.9.
1. Love is a battlefield, and I am the heartbreaker. 2. Breaking hearts is my specialty, I leave a trail of broken hearts wherever I go. 3. I may break hearts, but I never promised to keep them whole. 4. I'm not a heartbreaker, I'm a heart shaker. I shake things up and leave them wanting more
1. Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins2. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J.K. Rowling3. Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte4
1. For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. - Jeremiah 29:112. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. - Proverbs 3:53. I can do all things through Christ who stre
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