Funny christmas present sayings
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"
2. "I'm dreaming of a silent night... without any snoring relatives!"
3. "I'm dreaming of a stress-free Christmas... but I'll settle for a glass of wine!"
4. "All I want for Christmas is a nap... and maybe some chocolate."
5. "Christmas calories don't count... right?"
6. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my family doesn't ask me when I'm getting married."
7. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
8. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where the only drama is in the movies."
9. "Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year... to wear stretchy pants."
10. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where the fruitcake stays in the pantry."
Above is Funny christmas present sayings.
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