Funny christmas sayings sleigh
"Santa's sleigh must be made of Teflon because nothing sticks to it!"
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"Santa's sleigh must be made of Teflon because nothing sticks to it!"
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1. A mother's love is endless and unconditional.2. Mothers hold their children's hands for a while, but their hearts forever.3. To the world, you may be one person, but to me, you are the world.4. A mother is like a flower, each one beautiful and unique.5. Motherhood: All love begins and en
1. Turn left at the next intersection.2. Recalculating route.3. You have arrived at your destination.4. In 500 feet, turn right.5. Make a U-turn if possible.6. Proceed straight for 2 miles.7. GPS signal lost.8. Estimated time of arrival is 15 minutes.9. Stay in the left lane.10. F
1. The mind is everything. What you think you become. - Buddha2. The only way to change the world is to change your own perception of it. - Anonymous3. The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude. - Oprah Winfrey4. You have power o
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1. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.2. I'm not high maintenance, I just have high standards.3. I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best.4. I'm not a drama queen, I just have a lot of feelings.5. I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just supporting the economy.6. I'm not a princess, I'
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1. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on silent mode.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a morning person, I'm a not-a-morning-person person.4. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.5. I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged.6. I'm not a control freak, I just kn
1. I pledge allegiance to the flag and the Constitution of the United States of America.2. I pledge to be a positive influence in the world and make a difference in the lives of others.3. I pledge to always strive for excellence and never settle for mediocrity.4. I pledge to stand up for what
1. I'm so happy, I could poop rainbows!2. Hoppiness is a state of mind.3. Hoppy to be me!4. Bunny kisses and carrot wishes.5. Somebunny loves you!6. Hoppy-go-lucky!7. Ears to a great day!8. Hare's to happiness!9. Keep calm and hop on.10. Bunny hop into the sunset!
1. Far out, man!2. Keep on truckin'.3. Groovy, baby!4. Right on!5. Peace and love.6. Don't be a square.7. Can you dig it?8. That's the name of the game.9. Don't harsh my mellow.10. Let it all hang out.