Funny christmas sayings to parents
1. "Dear Santa, please give my parents a sense of humor this Christmas. They'll need it to survive my shenanigans."
2. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red with my parents."
3. "Christmas is the time of year when my parents pretend to be surprised by the mess I make, even though they know it's coming."
4. "I asked my parents what they wanted for Christmas. They said 'peace and quiet.' Looks like I'll be getting them earplugs."
5. "Christmas is the season of joy, love, and spending quality time with my parents... whether they like it or not."
6. "My parents always say Christmas is about giving, so I'm giving them the gift of my presence. You're welcome, Mom and Dad."
7. "Christmas is the only time of year when my parents can't threaten to put me on the naughty list. I've got dirt on Santa."
8. "My parents are like Christmas lights - they may not always be bright, but they sure know how to make things merry and bright."
9. "I love my parents more than Christmas cookies... and that's saying a lot."
10. "This Christmas, I'm thankful for my parents who have put up with me all year. Santa, please give them a break... or at least a bottle of wine."
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