Funny christmas signs and sayings
1. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
2. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."
3. "Christmas calories don't count."
4. "This house runs on love, laughter, and lots of hot cocoa."
5. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
6. "Santa, define 'good.'"
7. "The elf did it."
8. "Christmas is too sparkly... said no one ever."
9. "Keep calm and jingle on."
10. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
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1. Four strokes to make an engine run, but only one stroke to make a mistake!2. Four strokes of power, one stroke of genius.3. In a world full of two strokes, be a four stroke.4. Four strokes for show, one stroke for go!5. Four strokes of fury, one stroke of victory.6. Four strokes to rul
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Here are some iconic quotes from the movie Friday featuring Ice Cube:1. Bye, Felicia!2. You got knocked the f*** out!3. Damn!4. It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got s*** to do!5. You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day.6. I'm gonna get yo
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