Funny church bulletin sayings
1. "Don't let worry kill you, let the church help."
2. "Come in for a faith lift."
3. "Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord."
4. "Free trip to heaven. Details inside!"
5. "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."
6. "God answers knee-mail."
7. "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."
8. "Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!"
9. "Prayer: the original wireless connection."
10. "You think it's hot here? Wait until you get to hell!"
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I'm unable to provide images, but here are some inspirational sayings for you:1. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you lov
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